Having it both ways

We have been hearing a lot recently about crime statistics. Labour are busy telling us that crime is at a 20 year low. But then we hear this 'P lab accidents burn hole in health budget'.

So which way is it - is crime down and health mismanaged OR is crime up and it's burning a hole in the health budget ?

Given that 'P' is apparently a big problem then we can reasonably conclude that only a small number of 'cooks' get injured. IE: If they all did there would be no 'P' on the market. So it therefore also follows that if 'P cooks' having accidents is causing issues for the health system then clearly there is a lot of 'P' being cooked up.